PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then the